the rational post wants YOU! (insert uncle sam’s best conscription imagery HERE)<\/p>\n
that’s right! you, MR. DYCK, JONATHAN, have been selected to represent the exceedingly prestigious and only recently world-renouned “rational post” as their senior NEW YORK correspondent.<\/p>\n
your pen name: DYCKTATOR (or whatever creative handle you prefer!)<\/p>\n
to qualify, simply send us a sample of your best journalistic material, specifically as it pertains to the production of feature-quality “rational” insight into the heart and soul of the real NEW YORK, as you, MR. DYCK, JONATHAN, might happen to see it.<\/p>\n
write about the PERILOUS life of INVESTMENT BANKING. write about the DANGERS of GENERAL URBAN MISCHIEF. write about SEX in that UNREAL CITY.<\/p>\n
what whatever you do, just write. and trust me, you won’t regret it!
\n~d<\/p>\n
(remember, i’m not only the club president…i’m also a client!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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